BED VLOG: BORAT loves Pamela Anderson

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Carrie Keagan of NoGoodTV had Borat on her show and they talked about Pamela Anderson's big boobies. Zork is a fan of Borat & Boobies. Zork & Sweetie chat about all the above. Pam and/or Carrie are formally invited to be BED VLOG guest stars.

BED VLOG 4 Geriatric1927: My Generation

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YouTube superstar Geriatric1927 is about to become a music superstar. Sweetie & Zork think this is kooler than even Kool & The Gang. And Davy Jones [a Monkee] even endorses portions of this video. Sweetie reads a SLAM poem called "My Generation" for Mr. Geriatric1927

BED VLOG: Dove Cream Oil Body Wash: NOT an ad!

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At the Academy Awards Dove showed a 30 second user generated commercial for their "DOVE CREAM OIL BODY WASH". It was NOT this commercial made by my sweetie. While we did have a script, a sweetie, and an HBO Def Poetry superstar [not Zork, someone much, MUCH more famous [ie RAC] lines up there was no Dove Cream Oil Body Wash to be found. So here is our bed vlog instead. There is absolutely no sex in this bed vlog.... BUT, once should know that the proper place to apply "Dove Cream Oil Body Wash is EVERYwhere!" -- StolenSnapshots.com -- P.S. By the way we all know it will be Scorsese, "The Departed" and Mr. Forrest Whitaker tonight.... Why? "Because it's in his nature!"

BED VLOG: Chicken Woop-Woop [Sex]

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BED VLOG: Zork & Sweetie talk about sex lives. The sex lives of chickens and cocks. There is no talk of breasts or boobs in this bed vlog, just chicken woop-woop... aka "Cloacal Approximation." HBO's Real Sex and The Nature Channel have never had such an exited 3 minutes. Please SUBSCRIBE so we can bring you more Bed Vlog