Zork & Sweetie 1st Anniversary of Bed Vlogs

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Yes, there is a glimpse of the Topless Texan in this... but this is Zork & Sweetie gleeful that we have been here for 1 year and 43 BedVlogs. This is unlinked, so there is no hit whoring in this episode, so please tell 1,000 friends to watch & celebrate with us.

TheHill88 is in our tiny bubbles

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YouTube's TheHill88 showed us the great new features of Tiny Bubbles in YouTube Previews.... Zork can't stop saying.... "bubbles" and Sweetie can't stop singing

BEDVLOGS: A Xmas Dude & Sweetie song 4 Nalts

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Once upon a time YouTube superstars Nalts, Spricket24 & Christopher Mast jumped in Bed with Zork & Sweetie, yet they are feeling lonely and unsung.
-- Eric ZORK Alan

XMas Dude Sues Blunty3000

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The BED VLOGS loves Blunty3000 [of YouTube fame] but Santa has to sue him. Many don't know Zork is actually Santa's stage name when he is a Slam Poet [yep, Santa Moonlights as a professionally performing poet] and Santa has to start suing blunty and others for infringing on his copywrites and trademarks.

BED VLOGS: NPS2007 Paulie Lipman in Austin, TX

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National Slam Champ Slammaster jumps in bed with Zork & Sweetie in Austin, TX. Zork & Sweetie are competing at and Performing at The 2007 National Poetry Slam

BED VLOGS: NPS2007 Team Delaware in Austin, TX

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The ENTIRE Delaware National Slam Team jumps in bed with Zork & Sweetie in Austin, TX. More slam celebs all week

BED VLOGS: NPS2007 Granma Dave in in Austin, TX

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Granma Dave, a slam celebrity, repping the DC/Baltimore Team in bed with Zork & Sweetie in Austin, TX. More slam celebs all week.

BED VLOGS: Brookers in BEDvlog

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On 07-07-07 YouTubers from around the country came to Washington Square Park, Zork & Sweetie came with 188 free "BED VLOGS" mugs and a full size mattress.

YouTube celebrity Brookers bought the bribe and came and had 78 seconds of fun in Bed with us

Despite the REALLY loud jazz music destroying this soundtrack, we had a blast

More YouTube 777 celebrity guest star appearances are coming

BED VLOGS: Nalts in a 777 fivesome

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On 07-07-07 YouTubers from around the country came to Washington Square Park, Zork & Sweetie came with 188 free "BED VLOGS" mugs and a full size mattress.

Then we asked YouTube celebrities to get in bed with us. The day ended like this with bad loud jazz and our first fivesome with Naltz, Spricket24 & ChristopherMast.

Yep, how many YouTube celebrities can you cram in one BED VLOG, I think this show answers that question.

This is the 1st in a series of 777 celebrity guest star Bed Vlogs.

Despite the REALLY loud jazz music destroying this soundtrack, we had a blast

Zork & Sweetie @ SLAM CAMP

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Zork was videotaping footage for Slam Camp [for internal documentary use] in Oneonta, NY. Sweetie was a happy camper. And we chat a bit about the forthcoming NYC 07-07-07 YouTube Gathering in NYC.

This vlog guest stars slam legends Ray McNiece & Big Poppa E and PSI's Slam Camp

BED VLOGS: PC vs MAC & C64

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3amstudios did a battle between a Vista Machine & 1986 Mac Classic II and the 21 year old Mac trounced the Vista machine.

Some people may remember that Zork, before being known as a Bed Vlogger, was the actor [NOT] paid to portray the C64 in the YouTube video below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yfgmu...

Sweetie, has a guest star this week.. the Commodore 64 himself. (less)

BED VLOGS: Geriatric1927 Father's Day

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In the spirit (and with thanks to) YouTube's Geriatric1927 Happy Fathers & Grandfathers to all. Zork's father died when he was five and Sweetie's husband died 3 years ago leaving a fatherless child, so the day is bittersweet to us. But there is much to be grateful for. All the fathers here and gone. Oh, and to spice things up a bit Zork is topless again in this vlog and we work in some goofy faces and keep the whole thing under 3 minutes.

BED VLOGS: Topless Zork want iPhone now

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GetAMac..... INDEEED, EVERYone needs to Get a Mac. But Zork, REALLY wants his iPhone and he wants it NOW!!!! If he gets an iPhone, then when on tour, he will whip it out at Poetry readings worldwide. Hint, Hint..... Steve, please send Zork an iPhone.

BED VLOGS: Re: NALTS Knows Zork & Sweetie need a theme song

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NALTS, boh3m3, GeekBrief and DL.TV all have their own theme songs. Nalts (the YouTube uber Celebrity) made it clear with his SECOND Theme song that Zork & Sweetie need to get Earth, Wind & Fire or Dobie Gray [who wrote the forward for Zork's book "I am NOT a poet"] to pen & perform a theme song for the Bed Vlogs.

But until we have a Grammy Award winning theme song we can show a clip of the great JEMNIFUR's "Bed Vlog Appreciation" song.

You can find her full BED VLOG song at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78Mq-Syc1A

BED VLOG: BORAT loves Pamela Anderson

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Carrie Keagan of NoGoodTV had Borat on her show and they talked about Pamela Anderson's big boobies. Zork is a fan of Borat & Boobies. Zork & Sweetie chat about all the above. Pam and/or Carrie are formally invited to be BED VLOG guest stars.

BED VLOG 4 Geriatric1927: My Generation

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YouTube superstar Geriatric1927 is about to become a music superstar. Sweetie & Zork think this is kooler than even Kool & The Gang. And Davy Jones [a Monkee] even endorses portions of this video. Sweetie reads a SLAM poem called "My Generation" for Mr. Geriatric1927

BED VLOG: Dove Cream Oil Body Wash: NOT an ad!

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At the Academy Awards Dove showed a 30 second user generated commercial for their "DOVE CREAM OIL BODY WASH". It was NOT this commercial made by my sweetie. While we did have a script, a sweetie, and an HBO Def Poetry superstar [not Zork, someone much, MUCH more famous [ie RAC] lines up there was no Dove Cream Oil Body Wash to be found. So here is our bed vlog instead. There is absolutely no sex in this bed vlog.... BUT, once should know that the proper place to apply "Dove Cream Oil Body Wash is EVERYwhere!" -- StolenSnapshots.com -- P.S. By the way we all know it will be Scorsese, "The Departed" and Mr. Forrest Whitaker tonight.... Why? "Because it's in his nature!"

BED VLOG: Chicken Woop-Woop [Sex]

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BED VLOG: Zork & Sweetie talk about sex lives. The sex lives of chickens and cocks. There is no talk of breasts or boobs in this bed vlog, just chicken woop-woop... aka "Cloacal Approximation." HBO's Real Sex and The Nature Channel have never had such an exited 3 minutes. Please SUBSCRIBE so we can bring you more Bed Vlog